Did I ever mention........?

I hate fucking everything.
I don't like new people, new places, new people in new places, coach trip, soaps, the Ting Tings ( I mean fucking why??), football, American, Aussie rules or Soccer, Vegatarians, Fish, The T.V. show Friends, Lee, People who think I put on pointy ears for conventions..It's fucking STAR WARS you cock! old people in ques, Hannah Montana, Piracy Warnings....Do they really think they work?, Leonardo Dicaprio, Pole fishermen, chavs, Mr Sanganie,Anyone in hysterics over MJ, fucking grow up!, pairs of socks, COD 5..Its just not that good.., anchovies, sprouts, brown, flip flops, and anything else I deem fit to go on this list!
Rant Over
Thanks for listening.

We just had a great night out, Friends, BBQ, hot tub, music, booze, Then my wife's best friend (note the lower case f) sends her a text, " Sorry I might not be able to come, I feel so awful, you always come to my house, " So the biggest part of me is saying, call her, tell her to go fuck herself and speak to your other friends. the little non-union part said "call her and tell her I won't be here."
And you know what...I couldn't spend more than 20 minutes in the same room as that vacuous, self righteous twittering, religious, vegetarian arsehole anyway!
So I think I may venture to the pub.

Zoo Trip

Went to the zoo today. We were going to go to Banham Zoo, which is about 60 miles from here, when we got there, the wife realised she had left her bag at home, so we had no money with which to gain entry.
So we drove home again, nice little 2 hour drive for nothing. As a result we went to Thrigby Hall instead, which is a little zoo about 6 miles away. Good day had by all, I may even put some pictures up.

Odd

I joined this so I could comment on my mates Blog, but now I'm here I feel like I should put something...
Been out to the dog racing tonight, good night all round, I even came out up!!...But my mate who was with me, I shall call him Bob, (Names changed to protect the guilty) has been told today that his wife wants a divorce. It was Bob's birthday on Monday! Is it just me or is this a bit harsh? Oh, she didn't even get him a card! Witch!
We shall se if I add to this...........